June 2009
25 posts
“truth: sometimes i regret commenting certain things on facebook because i will...”
presentability of boyfriend to family
i am calculating how presentable my boyfriend is to my family based on the following equation
+ 1 he is asian - 10 he is black + 5 he comes from a good family - 2 he has long hair - 1 he curses like a sailor - 1 there are no decent pictures of him in this world + 1 he is handy +10 he is in college -10 he got kicked out of college - 50 he has probably killed a man.
damn
“did it really take iphone that long to have a copy/paste function? smh”
“_________: going through c-section wish me luck”
– twittering while giving birth is hazardous to your children. but i have a feeling it’s already mentally unstable.
“dear girls who add all of their boyfriends’ friends who happen to be...”
“i am so tired of watching the magics lose.
smh”
Complaint #428
whitewhine:
I met a ton of new people this weekend and not one new friend request.
-Whine by Amanda
Tweet your complaints @WhiteWhines
“when i sleep i wonder how many tumbles i am missing.”
“smh @ my own tumblarity.
smh that i care ……”
“smh that all my good friends are on the internet.
smh that i met my boyfriend...”
How did I miss Justin Timberlake telling Andy...
badass-senorita:
(via blissed)
“dear people who talk like LOLcats.
stop it.
it’s only kind of cute...”
http://travelinglight.professionaltravelguide.com/2... →
a guy’s house got robbed when he twittered that he was on vacation. smh
May 2009
232 posts
“smh @ people who think that knowing the “Fresh prince of bel air”...”
“dear people who change their myspace top friends more often than their...”
“if tumblarity were street cred i’d be andy dick”
“-waits for tumblarity to go up”
“i’m going to write a song about my ex. i will name it “why does it...”
“one of my friends had a baby and her middle name is Lamborghini…..that is...”
“when i say friends with benefits, i want dental, medical, prescriptions, and a...”
“i blame oprah for getting my period when i was nine.”
