June 2009
25 posts
“truth: sometimes i regret commenting certain things on facebook because i will...”
presentability of boyfriend to family
i am calculating how presentable my boyfriend is to my family based on the following equation
+ 1 he is asian - 10 he is black + 5 he comes from a good family - 2 he has long hair - 1 he curses like a sailor - 1 there are no decent pictures of him in this world + 1 he is handy +10 he is in college -10 he got kicked out of college - 50 he has probably killed a man.
damn
“did it really take iphone that long to have a copy/paste function? smh”
“_________: going through c-section wish me luck”
– twittering while giving birth is hazardous to your children. but i have a feeling it’s already mentally unstable.
“dear girls who add all of their boyfriends’ friends who happen to be...”
“i am so tired of watching the magics lose.
smh”
Complaint #428
whitewhine:
I met a ton of new people this weekend and not one new friend request.
-Whine by Amanda
Tweet your complaints @WhiteWhines
“when i sleep i wonder how many tumbles i am missing.”
“smh @ my own tumblarity.
smh that i care ……”
“smh that all my good friends are on the internet.
smh that i met my boyfriend...”
How did I miss Justin Timberlake telling Andy...
badass-senorita:
(via blissed)
“dear people who talk like LOLcats.
stop it.
it’s only kind of cute...”
http://travelinglight.professionaltravelguide.com/2... →
a guy’s house got robbed when he twittered that he was on vacation. smh