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presentability of boyfriend to family

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i am calculating how presentable my boyfriend is to my family based on the following equation

+ 1 he is asian
- 10 he is black
+ 5 he comes from a good family
- 2 he has long hair
- 1 he curses like a sailor
- 1 there are no decent pictures of him in this world
+ 1 he is handy
+10 he is in college
-10 he got kicked out of college
- 50 he has probably killed a man.

damn



June 09, 2009, 9:52pm